the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover
“the thug life chose me”
this is the greatest thing ever
live fast die young bad girls do it well
BIP BOP BAM LOOK AT THIS LAMB
This is the best thing on the internet.
Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Peach will wreck you.
THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH
IF I WASN’T ALLERGIC TO CATS, I WOULD HAVE A SAND CAT.
*Holds up hand*
I AM ALLERGIC TO CATS AND I AM VOLUNTEERING TO ADOPT ALL 116 AND BREED THEM AND HAVE LITTLE KITTENS
makin my way downtown
have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior